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Phyllis Diller (born Phyllis Ada Driver on July
17, 1917, in Lima, Ohio) is an American comedian
who is generally considered one of the pioneers of
female stand-up comedy. The stage character she
created was a wild-haired, oddly-dressed housewife
who was ugly but didn't realize it, and made jokes
about a husband named "Fang" while smoking from a
long cigarette holder. She is also well known for
her distinctive, cackling laugh, one of the best
recognized in comedy.
A housewife, mother and advertising copywriter,
Diller appeared on The Jack Paar Show and as a
contestant on Groucho Marx's quiz show You Bet
Your Life in the mid-1950s. Later in the decade,
her career took off after selling out 87 straight
weeks at San Francisco's legendary nightclub The
Purple Onion. It is here that Diller honed her
act. In her heyday, Diller achieved a record that
still stands today in the Guinness Book of World
Records for delivering 12 punchlines per minute,
which is typical of her often outrageous, staccato
style of comedy.
Bob Hope costarred with Diller in 23 TV specials
and in three films in the late 1960s, Eight on the
Lam, The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell, and Boy,
Did I Get a Wrong Number!. All of these films were
failures at the box office, but Hope invited
Diller to perform with him over in Vietnam in 1966
with his USO troupe during the height of the
conflict in that country.
Though her main claim to fame is her stand-up
comedy act, Diller also has appeared in other
films besides the three mentioned above, including
a scene-stealing cameo appearance as a
wisecracking lounge act emcee in the 1961
Hollywood production of Splendor in the Grass,
starring Natalie Wood and Warren Beatty. She
appeared in more than a dozen, generally
low-budget movies, including as The Monster's Mate
in the Arthur Rankin/Bass animated cult classic
Mad Monster Party (1967), co-starring Boris
Karloff. She also starred in two short-lived
television series: The Pruitts of Southampton on
American Broadcasting Company|ABC in 1966 and the
variety show The Beautiful Phyllis Diller Show on
NBC in 1968. In 1998, Diller parlayed her unique
cackle into the vocals for "The Queen" in Walt
Disney Pictures|Disney/Pixar's animated movie A
Bug's Life.
More recent television appearances for Diller have
included a guest spot on the long-running family
drama, 7th Heaven, where she hilariously boozed it
up while cooking dinner for the household.
In 2005, Diller was featured as one of many
contemporary comics in a documentary film, The
Aristocrats.
Diller, a longtime resident of Brentwood, Los
Angeles, California|Brentwood, credits much of her
success to the late Bob Hope, in large part
because of him including her in the pictures and
Vietnam USO shows as previously mentioned. She
keeps a framed portrait of Hope above her grand
piano in the living room of her home, and in her
private life she is an accomplished pianist as
well as a painter.
Diller has publicly and bluntly discussed her
plastic surgery, which changed her persona from
being deliberately ugly to being somewhat chic and
attractive for her age. Diller's efforts have
drawn numerous awards and acknowledgments from
plastic surgeons and medical organizations.
Diller has been married three times. She was
divorced twice and widowed once. She has five
children from her marriage to her first husband,
Sherwood Diller, on whom "Fang" was based.
Diller's daughter Sally has suffered from
schizophrenia for most of her life. Diller's
second husband was Warde Donovan. Diller is a
grandmother several times over.
Most recently, Diller has suffered serious medical
problems which culminated in her being pronounced
clinically dead for three minutes. She has since
retired from standup performance.
In the Spring of 2005, Diller fell out of bed at
her Brentwood mansion and had to have pins
surgically inserted into her neck in order to heal
properly. Her prognosis for recovery was deemed
very good.
She wrote an autobiography titled Like a Lampshade
in a Whorehouse. A screenplay about Diller's early
years in showbiz is in preproduction with actress
Patricia Clarkson is slated to play Diller, for a
film due in 2006.
There have been widespread Internet rumors that
Diller is the mother of All My Children star Susan
Lucci but this is untrue and the two are not
related.

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